A group of people go to a restaurant, and obviously, different people order different things, which of course, cost differing amounts. Why the bloody hell does the restaurant default to aggregating each person’s order into one single bill? That’s just bloody idiotic. Now we have to spend half an hour - using up a table that they could’ve seated another group at in the meantime - deconstructing, dismantling and reverse-engineering their ridiculous single combined bill that is no use to anybody, into the correct form of separate listings of what each person ordered.
Are they that utterly stupid that they don’t see that nobody wants a single bill? Are they that moronically cretinous that they can’t - in the 21st century - provide proper bills? Nobody wants a single bill. Anybody who wants to just divide the huge single bill up into equal parts is just as bloody idiotic - that can and will never work.
Obviously it can’t work. Nobody ever goes as a group and orders identical quantities of identical choices. Obviously that never happens. If you divide the bill up into equal parts, the other bastards will order more. This is only of benefit to the restaurant. Nobody wants that. I certainly don’t want to subsidise a bunch of other people who eat more than I do and are daft enough to spend more than I decided to. That’s just unacceptable.
No, the restaurant should default to providing proper bills - itemised by the person who ordered which food - without needing to be asked. The default should be that sensible structure. If you’re idiotic enough to share equally, or have someone who is sufficiently corrupt to have a job that lets them pay for the whole bill in one go, then that should be an electable option - but certainly not the default.
Why are restaurants so bloody primitive and stupid even in the second decade of the 21st century? Why are customers so stupid that they don’t object to this? Why would they be so stupid as to even think of dividing it equally as a way around this obtuse mistreatment by restaurants? What those bastards are doing is cheating the customer, in the favour of the bastard restaurant, by making it so much trouble (but not too much trouble) to do the job properly ourselves that they think people will just give in and pay more than they have spent. Bastards.
It’s no different to a supermarket charging an entire queue at the checkouts an aggregated price and letting everybody sort it out themselves. Everybody should complain. Everybody. Any other way is just stupid and wrong.
Are they that utterly stupid that they don’t see that nobody wants a single bill? Are they that moronically cretinous that they can’t - in the 21st century - provide proper bills? Nobody wants a single bill. Anybody who wants to just divide the huge single bill up into equal parts is just as bloody idiotic - that can and will never work.
Obviously it can’t work. Nobody ever goes as a group and orders identical quantities of identical choices. Obviously that never happens. If you divide the bill up into equal parts, the other bastards will order more. This is only of benefit to the restaurant. Nobody wants that. I certainly don’t want to subsidise a bunch of other people who eat more than I do and are daft enough to spend more than I decided to. That’s just unacceptable.
No, the restaurant should default to providing proper bills - itemised by the person who ordered which food - without needing to be asked. The default should be that sensible structure. If you’re idiotic enough to share equally, or have someone who is sufficiently corrupt to have a job that lets them pay for the whole bill in one go, then that should be an electable option - but certainly not the default.
Why are restaurants so bloody primitive and stupid even in the second decade of the 21st century? Why are customers so stupid that they don’t object to this? Why would they be so stupid as to even think of dividing it equally as a way around this obtuse mistreatment by restaurants? What those bastards are doing is cheating the customer, in the favour of the bastard restaurant, by making it so much trouble (but not too much trouble) to do the job properly ourselves that they think people will just give in and pay more than they have spent. Bastards.
It’s no different to a supermarket charging an entire queue at the checkouts an aggregated price and letting everybody sort it out themselves. Everybody should complain. Everybody. Any other way is just stupid and wrong.
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